The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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