JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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