i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Michael Bay diarrhea
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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