You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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