HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Send help, water and tortillas.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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