i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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