There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I need a burrito and a hug.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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