The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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