can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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