is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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