is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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