I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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