So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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