Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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