Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
