You're completely useless in the revolution.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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