Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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