She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
