i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My life is pants optional.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
