There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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