I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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