Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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