I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he shaved USA in his pubs
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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