Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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