this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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