i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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