I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
