I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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