Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
