She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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