they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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