Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Your dad touched me again.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
