Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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