What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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