doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You smell like a Billy Joel song
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
