Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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