just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You ate ashes out of my bong
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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