Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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