NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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