Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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