I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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