puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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