doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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