i would punch a child for taco bell
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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