I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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