This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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