It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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