finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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