time to smoke my breakfast
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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