Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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