why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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