do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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