kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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